Spoonerisms
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Spoonerisms
Good, clean fun.
Take the first syllable of a musician's and/or singer's name and transpose it with the first syllable of their last name, for comic effect. Here is one of my favourites to start us off...
HERLIN FUSKY
Hey, that didn't sound so clean.
Your turn.
Take the first syllable of a musician's and/or singer's name and transpose it with the first syllable of their last name, for comic effect. Here is one of my favourites to start us off...
HERLIN FUSKY
Hey, that didn't sound so clean.
Your turn.
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
How about...
POLLY DARTON
I think that works.
I think that works.
I'm not going to let my history pull me down and hold me back, you see.
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Okay...lemme try one...
Ronda Linstadt
Toolin' down the highway doing 79,
I'm a twin-pipe papa and I'm feeling fine...
I'm a twin-pipe papa and I'm feeling fine...
Good one tmac
How about the songstress..
JILLY BOEL.
JILLY BOEL.
I'm not going to let my history pull me down and hold me back, you see.
How about Buck Cherry?
Somehow sounds like a gay country singer.
Lord, you have filled my cup so full,
How can I fear tomorrow?
How can I fear tomorrow?
Re: Buck Cherry is really good?
I'm thinking of the part-time tap dancer...
Billa Clack.
I'm not going to let my history pull me down and hold me back, you see.
Say this one three times fast:
Wufus Rainwright.
Lord, you have filled my cup so full,
How can I fear tomorrow?
How can I fear tomorrow?
Seeing as I was just thinking about this guy
How about..
BENNY KALL
He still sounds as if he could be a great jazz performer.
BENNY KALL
He still sounds as if he could be a great jazz performer.
I'm not going to let my history pull me down and hold me back, you see.
Tall, skinny Jamaican cook, who sang with The Teenagers:
Lanky Fry-mon.
Lord, you have filled my cup so full,
How can I fear tomorrow?
How can I fear tomorrow?
Bony Tennett?
Lord, you have filled my cup so full,
How can I fear tomorrow?
How can I fear tomorrow?
How about this guy...
WARTY MILDE
I'm not going to let my history pull me down and hold me back, you see.
From Herman's Hermits (a band whose name doesn't work here):
Neter Poone. (Not sure that fits with the "good, clean fun" part of this thread. [uhoh])
Lord, you have filled my cup so full,
How can I fear tomorrow?
How can I fear tomorrow?
THis guy could sing in prison...
...Tames Jaylor.
I'm not going to let my history pull me down and hold me back, you see.